• Pilk
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    11 months ago

    The year is 2024. The world’s food vendors issue a press release indicating that pickles will no longer be included by default inside burgers. How do you react?

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        11 months ago

        Imagine you’re in the 1% not reliant on gruel by that time.

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        11 months ago

        It’s my guilty treat of dubious quality, to be indulged occasionally without Mr P 🤫

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      11 months ago

      This is another example of shrinkflation isn’t it? I bet they’re not reducing the price, just taking away our pickles!

      Or wait, did you mean the default will no longer be inside the burgers, so you can grab them easier to try to stick them to the roof? That seems like a brilliant idea!

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        11 months ago

        It’s to streamline pickle racing down the play area windows