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    1 year ago

    Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

    • useless_modern_god
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      1 year ago

      Hello there! Turkey, mash potate, gravy, cornbread, various greens and salad and of course some pumpkin pie. Thank you.

      • Bacon
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        1 year ago

        a party of politicians here you go 👨🏻‍🦳👩🏻‍🦲🧔🏻‍♂️👱🏻‍♂️👱🏼‍♂️👱🏻‍♂️👱🏻‍♂️👱🏻‍♂️👩🏻‍🦱👩🏼‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏽

        • just_kitten
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          1 year ago

          Excuse me chef but I now have a severe case of food poisoning and demand compensation

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            1 year ago

            Please fill out form 37B and form 39A to report the case. Please make sure to scan and upload a certified copy of the medical certificate showing that you are experiencing a “severe case of food poisoning”. We may contact you to request further supporting documents. The expected processing time is four to six weeks.

            • just_kitten
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              1 year ago

              submits stool sample

              proceeds to be arrested for engaging in biological warfare

              • Bacon
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                1 year ago

                Thank you for submitting the sample. According to the tracking number you have submitted to us, your sample is in the Northern Territory in transit to next facility. Please also submit a vomit sample to support your claim.