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    11 months ago

    Excuse me chef but I now have a severe case of food poisoning and demand compensation

    • Bacon
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      11 months ago

      Please fill out form 37B and form 39A to report the case. Please make sure to scan and upload a certified copy of the medical certificate showing that you are experiencing a “severe case of food poisoning”. We may contact you to request further supporting documents. The expected processing time is four to six weeks.

      • just_kitten
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        11 months ago

        submits stool sample

        proceeds to be arrested for engaging in biological warfare

        • Bacon
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          Thank you for submitting the sample. According to the tracking number you have submitted to us, your sample is in the Northern Territory in transit to next facility. Please also submit a vomit sample to support your claim.