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  • MeanElevator
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    1 year ago

    Yeah well, the Australian Tax Authority has issued a warrant for my arrest in WA.

    Who’s the greater mastermind criminal huh?

    • just_kitten
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      1 year ago

      All I’ve got is unpaid tolls and a medical insurance account that’s about to expire, feel like I’ve accomplished very little in life :(

      • MeanElevator
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        1 year ago

        Don’t worry. When Australian Postage contacts you about uncollected packages you know you’ve made it.

        • Taleya
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          1 year ago

          presumably those uncollected packages are their children’s new iphone 15 they won

            • Taleya
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              1 year ago

              no, those are held up in customs, there was insufficient postage

      • anotherspringchicken
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        I have a surprising number of children that I didn’t know I had, all of whom have broken their phones