A very hairy eyeball in the direction of persons who over emotionally post about divorce paperwork in the am then FB status a new relationship in the pm
If you actually have 28 children and one (and only one, not part of the set of two) leg, I will be happy to deliver and provide the item free, in exchange for a photo suitable for social media which will gain me much acclaim for my wonderful giving nature. Should you be unable to produce the 28 children for a photo, or in fact have more than one leg, delivery will be $273 on top of the item cost.
A very hairy eyeball in the direction of persons who over emotionally post about divorce paperwork in the am then FB status a new relationship in the pm
People still use fb? I only ever use it for “Hi, is this available?”
That was you?!
Can you do (offers 30% of listed price)?
If that offer came with a commitment to actually pick up within a reasonable timeframe I’d say yes!!
Can you deliver please? I don’t have a car and you live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
A bus stops right outside my house. It runs a very inclusive service, anyone can use it. Even you.
With 28 children and one leg
If you actually have 28 children and one (and only one, not part of the set of two) leg, I will be happy to deliver and provide the item free, in exchange for a photo suitable for social media which will gain me much acclaim for my wonderful giving nature. Should you be unable to produce the 28 children for a photo, or in fact have more than one leg, delivery will be $273 on top of the item cost.