If you actually have 28 children and one (and only one, not part of the set of two) leg, I will be happy to deliver and provide the item free, in exchange for a photo suitable for social media which will gain me much acclaim for my wonderful giving nature. Should you be unable to produce the 28 children for a photo, or in fact have more than one leg, delivery will be $273 on top of the item cost.
If you actually have 28 children and one (and only one, not part of the set of two) leg, I will be happy to deliver and provide the item free, in exchange for a photo suitable for social media which will gain me much acclaim for my wonderful giving nature. Should you be unable to produce the 28 children for a photo, or in fact have more than one leg, delivery will be $273 on top of the item cost.