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  • TinyBreak
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    2 years ago

    If one more person knocks on my door I’m gonna let them full have it. 3 people this week trying to sell me shit. this is my home. I dont harass you in yours so leave me the f alone.

    • Catfish
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      2 years ago

      There are stickers for that. Also, creative swear words in multiple languages and a lack of pants.

        • Catfish
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          2 years ago

          Yeah, I get it. The no knock signs are legally enforceable if you can be arsed following through. I just yell at the ones who claim we’re exempt from that. I don’t care! between the sticker and my FUCK OFF doormat intent is clear. if you bother me you’re getting a serve.

            • Catfish
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              2 years ago

              Write me a SOP and hazard assessment. Also remember that drinking liquid paper may offend the tea lady and photocopying your butt should be only done under a rug.

          • Bacon
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            2 years ago

            I would like to imagine it’s the kind of tennis serve where you slam a ball towards them.

            • Catfish
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              2 years ago

              Grand slam! Never played tennis in my life, but do have an electric flyswatter that looks like a racquet…