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    • Catfish
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      2 years ago

      Yeah, I get it. The no knock signs are legally enforceable if you can be arsed following through. I just yell at the ones who claim we’re exempt from that. I don’t care! between the sticker and my FUCK OFF doormat intent is clear. if you bother me you’re getting a serve.

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          2 years ago

          Write me a SOP and hazard assessment. Also remember that drinking liquid paper may offend the tea lady and photocopying your butt should be only done under a rug.

      • Bacon
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        2 years ago

        I would like to imagine it’s the kind of tennis serve where you slam a ball towards them.

        • Catfish
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          2 years ago

          Grand slam! Never played tennis in my life, but do have an electric flyswatter that looks like a racquet…