• MeanElevator
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    Got my coffee brewed, emails answered, tunes blasting, gonna be a good day.

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      2 years ago

      Now before you finish your coffee, could I interest you in a caffeinated, coffee flavoured microwaved potato instead? Today it’s free of charge

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          “… after every experiment to make coffee of what was not coffee, we were driven to decide that there was nothing coffee but coffee”

          • Richmond resident Sallie Brock Putnam

            This does not bode well for my idea
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            You need a process similar to how petrified wood is formed, where the potato literally becomes coffee. You would be left with a potato made of pure coffee. I am imagining it like a giant, coffee-flavoured Malteaser.

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        I appreciate the offer, but I’m going to have to pass. I’m off carbs.

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              Harsh. Surely potatoes are everyone’s business. Potato = life

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              You sound hangry. Must be low blood sugar. What you need is a potato.

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          Darn it! That’s the only reason you wouldn’t be interested thought right?