MisssDarylC to Melbourne · edit-21 year agoDaily Thread: Friyay 30th of June 2023message-squaremessage-square526fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down11
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squareDaily Thread: Friyay 30th of June 2023MisssDarylC to Melbourne · edit-21 year agomessage-square526fedilink
minus-squareForce_majeure122linkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoNow before you finish your coffee, could I interest you in a caffeinated, coffee flavoured microwaved potato instead? Today it’s free of charge
minus-squareThornburywitchlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoSweet Potato Coffee This is what you needed to know before making that offer.
minus-squareForce_majeure122linkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-21 year ago“… after every experiment to make coffee of what was not coffee, we were driven to decide that there was nothing coffee but coffee” Richmond resident Sallie Brock Putnam This does not bode well for my idea
minus-squareRusty Raven Mlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoYou need a process similar to how petrified wood is formed, where the potato literally becomes coffee. You would be left with a potato made of pure coffee. I am imagining it like a giant, coffee-flavoured Malteaser.
minus-squareMeanElevatorlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoI appreciate the offer, but I’m going to have to pass. I’m off carbs.
minus-squareanotherspringchickenlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoOh, go on, it’s just one little potato! A short walk will burn it off
minus-squareRusty Raven Mlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoThere are low carb potato varieties available these days.
minus-squareMeanElevatorlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoYou know what else is available? Minding your own business!!
minus-squareRusty Raven Mlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoHarsh. Surely potatoes are everyone’s business. Potato = life
minus-squareBaconlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoYou sound hangry. Must be low blood sugar. What you need is a potato.
minus-squareForce_majeure122linkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoDarn it! That’s the only reason you wouldn’t be interested thought right?
minus-squareMeanElevatorlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoCorrect. That,and only that, is the singular reason.
Now before you finish your coffee, could I interest you in a caffeinated, coffee flavoured microwaved potato instead? Today it’s free of charge
Sweet Potato Coffee This is what you needed to know before making that offer.
“… after every experiment to make coffee of what was not coffee, we were driven to decide that there was nothing coffee but coffee”
This does not bode well for my idea
I am afraid I have to agree.
You need a process similar to how petrified wood is formed, where the potato literally becomes coffee. You would be left with a potato made of pure coffee. I am imagining it like a giant, coffee-flavoured Malteaser.
I appreciate the offer, but I’m going to have to pass. I’m off carbs.
Oh, go on, it’s just one little potato! A short walk will burn it off
There are low carb potato varieties available these days.
You know what else is available? Minding your own business!!
Harsh. Surely potatoes are everyone’s business. Potato = life
You sound hangry. Must be low blood sugar. What you need is a potato.
Darn it! That’s the only reason you wouldn’t be interested thought right?
Correct. That,and only that, is the singular reason.