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    1 year ago

    If I killed 3 people and seriously wounded another accidently with my cooking my face would be puffy from crying and my body would be so incapacitated that I would not be able to move from the couch.

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        Do you know what I reckon she’s done? She’s grabbed a toadstool from the back yard and mixed it into the Coles packaged mushrooms, fried em up. Dig in. Bon appetit.

        • StudSpud The Starchy
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          I wouldn’t be surprised tbh. What an idiot. Like, at least buy them from the dealer down the road and have a fun trip. Don’t grab the fatal ones from your yard. Some people 🙄

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      It’s quite possible it was completely accidental and she still doesn’t care because she hates them because they treated her like a servant.

      It would not surprise me if they collected the mushrooms themselves and asked her to cook them.

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        That’s actually a good theory. She could’ve been hesitant to cook them and wouldn’t let the kids eat them.

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          if it were my relos they would never heed my warnings

          I note the victims were in one of those baptist cults. They are pretty misogynistic , so I bet they wouldn’t listen to her if she said something.

          Also possible they wouldn’t share the mushrooms because there weren’t enough