• Gibsonhasafluffybutt
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    8 hours ago

    Strays have been given their wet food.

    Dinner is ready, and Gibson cuddles are ready to be dispensed.

    Bring on the final zonk.

    Edit: the crack head next door is talking to someone on the phone and saying “yeah this is my house, I own this house”.

    Yeah nah. The trustees are paying her rent.

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      8 hours ago

      “yeah all that meth and smack embedded in the walls? That’s me leaving my mark! No one can take my drug-laden walls away from meeeeee!”

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        I feel so sorry for the poor old couple living in the back bungalow. They’re the owners of the house and they have no idea whats going on in there.

        Despite all the cop cars and ambulances every day…

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          7 hours ago

          don’t the cops knock on their door sometimes? I hope the old couple are safe

          • Gibsonhasafluffybutt
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            The couple are safe because the meth heads only have a go at each other and are smart enough to realise that if they fucked with the people who ACTUALLY own the place, they’re going to prison.