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  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt
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    24 hours ago

    Gather the artefacts! Process flow! Service delivery! Suck my balls!

    It’s amazing how easy it is to sound qualified if you have confidence, a sales background and a firm grasp of terminology lol

    Edit: I’d like to add stakeholder fucking management to the list. Over and fucking over. It’s the main part of my role i.e taking the punches for the company but i still hate that title.

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      23 hours ago

      They love the term stakeholder in interviews though. Gotta qualify internal and external though, and how you deal with each differently

      • Gibsonhasafluffybutt
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        22 hours ago

        I managed stakeholders all across the 3d plane of existence lol.

        But in all seriousness, you’re right. I always play up executive stakeholder management both internal and external.