Being a clutz has paid off. Yesterday I went to an all you can eat buffet with some friends. The food was not very good. If you left any food, they would weigh it and charge you an amount based on that.

I grabbed my plate and somehow, I just lost my grip and it bounced against the side of the table. The really shit cuts of meat that were close to inedible fell on the floor.

They didn’t make me eat them off the floor thankfully.