Weather forecast today (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 21°C, max - 41°C. 80% chance of no rain

Remember to slip slop slap and keep up with your water intake today! It’s a hot one!

  • Pilk
    11·
    5 days ago

    Ran a quick errand before I strap myself to the toilet (bowel prep - iykyk) and there are so many monarch butterflies in the city! They must be loving this humid heat.

    • TaleyaEnglish
      4·
      5 days ago

      if you shit yourself into the nth dimension can you pick up Avenue5 s3 for me?

      • Pilk
        5·
        5 days ago

        Sure, but I’m not paying for fifth-dimensional Foxtel, so they better have a torrent.

        • TaleyaEnglish
          2·
          5 days ago

          eww foxtel had it??

          (guess where I got it from)