That is pretty funny! Reminds me of an ultra straight friend (didn’t even drink. Ever.) who went through a minor head fuck when he realised that all his favourite writers, artists and musicians were absolutely munted/ drug fiends/rampaging party animals on the regular. Especially when they were “being creative,” lol. Also, TIL what Chelsea boots are.
“Are you unable to look in the mirror and realize that this city is full of genetically unfortunate people apparently too poor to buy beauty, including most of yourselves? Even gently botched plastic surgery suggests an attempt was made to try, and that counts in my books.”
Ikr I lold at “genetically unfortunate” as well. So I’ll take my boots Chelsea, my plastic surgery gently botched and my genes unfortunate thanks, shaken not stirred.
this has to be the funniest reddit update I’ve read in ages 😂https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1529wr4/oop_wants_to_find_a_club_in_washington_dc_with_no/
That is pretty funny! Reminds me of an ultra straight friend (didn’t even drink. Ever.) who went through a minor head fuck when he realised that all his favourite writers, artists and musicians were absolutely munted/ drug fiends/rampaging party animals on the regular. Especially when they were “being creative,” lol. Also, TIL what Chelsea boots are.
every single sentence is a winner … 😂😂😂
Ikr I lold at “genetically unfortunate” as well. So I’ll take my boots Chelsea, my plastic surgery gently botched and my genes unfortunate thanks, shaken not stirred.
omg, I totes dress like that 😂😂😂 for me it’s chelsea boots with skirts
The orig is doing the rounds on tumblr atm, someone decided to cash in on the update