• Force_majeure123
    4·
    2 days ago

    “Hey look how nice I dress and my expensive haircut and shoes! That’s how you know it’s a good idea to buy a house from me!” - real estate agents, probably

    • MeanElevatorEnglish
      3·
      2 days ago

      “See this shiny German car I’m leasing for far more than I afford?..SEE IT?”