A good selection, definitely livens things up. On a cost benefit analysis of the consequenses of a dull vs exciting day, I have decided to return the alien monster 👾. I will stick to the items that liven up my own day, without catestrophically impacting everyone else.
☢️ 🔎<madly checking moderator handbook> Hm, can’t find any prohibition on radioactive materials. May I suggest a warning label? Maybe “Warning, exposure to this comment may cause illness, infertility, death and random mutations”
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Oh no, there’s a random mutation already! I took back my wish, I don’t want an interesting day! I just hope we can keep it contained…
Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🥪🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥫🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙🥠🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
edit: Today is Chef’s Barbieheimer Day. Last order at 9:30am.
Ooh, breakfast. What would you recommend to relieve the dull unceasing monotony of being stuck at work all day?
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A good selection, definitely livens things up. On a cost benefit analysis of the consequenses of a dull vs exciting day, I have decided to return the alien monster 👾. I will stick to the items that liven up my own day, without catestrophically impacting everyone else.
Could I perhaps grab another coffee though?
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just not hungry
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Herring toasted sandwich with cheese and a coffee!
Just made it in!
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Legend!
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Can I please have radioactive, pink scrambled eggs?
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☢️ 🔎<madly checking moderator handbook> Hm, can’t find any prohibition on radioactive materials. May I suggest a warning label? Maybe “Warning, exposure to this comment may cause illness, infertility, death and random mutations”
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Oh no, there’s a random mutation already! I took back my wish, I don’t want an interesting day! I just hope we can keep it contained…
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You are actually a genius
May I have a cookie, a coffee, a bit of chocolate, and a soul?
Many thanks kind Breakfast Deity 🙏
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