• Force_majeure123
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    12 days ago

    Training is draining. Today is day 8 of training in new job and I’m tired. Still another week and a half at least of just training. Feels like my cup is full but they just keep on pouring, and now that stuff theyre pouring is spilling out of the cup onto the table, dribbling off the table onto my pants so it looks like I’ve peed myself. Peed myself with excess knowledge.

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      12 days ago

      No train, no gain, Force! cracks whip You shall imbibe of The Knowledge until it flows out of all your orifices like a jacuzzi!

      No but srsly that first firehose/info dump is hectic especially if you have superiors whose brains maybe work differently and just go at full speed in bursts and expect everyone else’s to. Hopefully it all gets less overwhelming after the first month

    • bacon
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      12 days ago

      be grateful it is water not curry

      i was there three thousand years months ago and now i can confidently answer the new trainees’ questions

      making my own notes also helped a lot if they allow you to bring it home to study

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      12 days ago

      Peed myself with excess knowledge.

      Don’t know why, but this is just hilarious to me.