• TinyBreak
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    4 days ago

    slipped on a wet floor and fell face first towards the hardwood dining table. my hand managed to catch the side of the table with about 10cm to spare before I smashed my forehead. Suspect with the speed it woulda at least knocked me out. Sad to report I neither saw the light nor had my life flash before my eyes.

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      4 days ago

      Oh no! Good save.

      I also stepped on a wet patch. It was cat vomit. I didn’t slip, so I guess that’s a win.

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        I’ll be honest I THINK I’d prefer the cat puke, but its a very small margin.

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        You’re not wrong! heart was pounding for a while. And the adrenaline was nuts.