• AJ Sadauskas@aus.social
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    5 months ago

    @Seagoon_ @CEOofmyhouse56 And more often than not, the answer is lame.

    “You’ll never believe what this '90s heartthrob looks like now!”

    It looks like him, but 30 years older.

    And I would believe it, because he was famous 30 years ago.

    “You’ll never believe what the kids of this celebrity are doing now!”

    Going to uni.

    Because they’re in their early 20s.

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      5 months ago

      Celebrities with lookalike kids. Yep. That’s usually how it works.

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      5 months ago

      i hate news headlines

      “Ukraine will get its U.S. funding. But can that turn the tide?”

      and don’t get me started on “hush money” 😡