Good Friday

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    8 months ago

    Disheveled man with a hole in each hand came in asking for a job, said he’s a carpenter by trade. Told him if he gets along with the piranhas he gets the job. He said he used to hang out with fishermen a lot. Will see if he lasts.

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      8 months ago

      Also has a bit of history with providing fish dinners for 5,000 people from a very low baseline. If I was the piranhas, I think I’d be a bit worried. Keep an eye on him.

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        8 months ago

        He got himself and the humanoids very drunk. Don’t know where he got all that wine from. They are now happily asleep at the back. The piranhas look fine for now.

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          8 months ago

          I doubt a drunk piranha would be good company

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            8 months ago

            the piranhas are drunkenly asleep

            i should prepare some heavily buttered hot cross buns for when they wake up

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                8 months ago

                That man assured me I will find the same number of piranhas by eight pm