She’s probably been out all night raging, and is currently in a carpark somewhere feeling really hungover and trying to remember what she got up to.

I wouldn’t have thought that a Volvo with some age on it was much of a target for joy riders, so maybe was nicked to order or for spare parts? The recent spate of thefts makes me think that someone has recently moved in to the area and has identified all the ‘soft targets’.