Goddess_Amaterasu to Melbourne · 1 year agoDaily random thread: Gotta get down on Friday edition (June 16, 2023)message-squaremessage-square627fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareDaily random thread: Gotta get down on Friday edition (June 16, 2023)Goddess_Amaterasu to Melbourne · 1 year agomessage-square627fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56linkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoDo you plan on giving the microwave a thrashing?
minus-squareForce_majeure122linkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoI’m going to get her hot and steamy. I know all the right buttons to press if you know what I mean 😉
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56linkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-21 year agoGo easy there lover. Remember slow hand. Not come and go in a heated rush.
minus-squareForce_majeure122linkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoRelax. This won’t be the first root vegetable I’ve penetrated with microwave radiation, if you know what I mean 😉
minus-squareanotherspringchickenlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-21 year agoI go do something else for a while and come back to this?!
minus-squareBaconlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agodo make sure you have protection when she’s piping hot!
minus-squaredumblederplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoIf you’re anything like me, it’ll be dripping moist when you’re done.
minus-squareForce_majeure122linkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoI enjoy lubricating mine with butter if it isn’t moist enough
Do you plan on giving the microwave a thrashing?
I’m going to get her hot and steamy. I know all the right buttons to press if you know what I mean 😉
Go easy there lover. Remember slow hand. Not come and go in a heated rush.
and make sure to turn her on first!
Relax. This won’t be the first root vegetable I’ve penetrated with microwave radiation, if you know what I mean 😉
This is no longer PG.
it’s after eight
I go do something else for a while and come back to this?!
sowwy uwu
do make sure you have protection when she’s piping hot!
If you’re anything like me, it’ll be dripping moist when you’re done.
I enjoy lubricating mine with butter if it isn’t moist enough