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  • MeanElevator
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    An idea was floated by HR that each team should make a video (to put on our intranet) explaining what we do and how we fit into the organisation.

    The kicker - it should have been a music video!!! Everyone loves to sing on camera!!

    Thankfully upper management put an end to it quickly, but it went way further than it should have.

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      it should have been a music video!!! Everyone loves to sing on camera!!

      have these people not heard of the Geneva Convention?

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        We’re talking about HR here, so definitely not.

        I should note that there were a few teams that very actually disappointed that this didn’t eventuate.

        Those team members have been reported to ASIO as potential spies

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          Report?! No no no. Execute them now. Clearly they are shapeshifting aliens! I’d say robots but I think even robots would shy away from an artsy idea like that.

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            In the context of this particular team it makes sense. They’re ‘those’ kind of people.

            Super keen and excited for anything and everything.

            Fuckers

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      Oh man that is the worse. Also cue music The Human Beinz - Nobody but me song from The Office where they all film a music video and mime together.