I’ll have one platter of everything fried, and another platter with everything containing excessive amounts of sugar please. Plus a large pitcher of strong coffee.

Broccoli and cheese muffins (buttered) and a nice prawn cocktail please.

Spicy noodles, please!!

I’ve been reading 1960s menus all afternoon. May I have the veloute windsor and the ham delight sausage?

Kaju katli please