People and Culture would like to remind you that attending is compulsory.

You are also to refer to the board members family as madame and sir.

Staff with small children who can sing songs and entertain their parents superiors, will be rewarded with a 15 minute break.

Snacks and water will not be provided.

We would also like to remind you how difficult the job market is right now, and that performance reviews are coming up.

Looking forward to seeing you and your family!