• Catfish
    9·
    2 months ago

    My WhiteBoy used to wake us up by delicately inserting a single claw into a nostril

    • melbaboutown
      7·
      2 months ago

      You can pick your nose but you can’t pick your alarm clock

      • Catfish
        4·
        2 months ago

        Zelazny quote about many legged furry alarm clock

    • CEOofmyhouse56
      5·
      2 months ago

      My dog was having cuddlyboos on my chest and he reached out and touched my bottom teeth with his nails. 🤮