ok, I’m the one who hasn’t slept how the fuck am I more on the ball than every single fckn person I’ve spoken to today
^no you can’t send a text message to that fixed landline mate why the fuck don’t you just text the mobile number directly linked to the fortinet account? No ma’am I don’t know “Ray” who fixes your computers, nor do I know his number, you will need to speak to Ray about your firewalls no I can’t fucking change your firewall I have no bloody access^
ok dude no I don’t care that you changed your media library server from Monkey Fartbuckets to Sealion Orgy that has nothing to do with the fact our Qnap box is offline
I wish I understood what you’re saying… sounds stressful! Me, I am simple… I peel the potat, make the pasta and lasagna and wash the dish backs away bowing and smiling and making vaguely grovelling hand gestures
ok, I’m the one who hasn’t slept how the fuck am I more on the ball than every single fckn person I’ve spoken to today
^no you can’t send a text message to that fixed landline mate why the fuck don’t you just text the mobile number directly linked to the fortinet account? No ma’am I don’t know “Ray” who fixes your computers, nor do I know his number, you will need to speak to Ray about your firewalls no I can’t fucking change your firewall I have no bloody access^
ok dude no I don’t care that you changed your media library server from Monkey Fartbuckets to Sealion Orgy that has nothing to do with the fact our Qnap box is offline
That is the funniest shit I have read so far today. Hopee your day gets better though.
oh no, it then went into a site that completely changed their IP schema then told us to reconfigure their server for their new network
The server we access via a remote tunnel on a network schema that doesn’t exist any more.
I wish I understood what you’re saying… sounds stressful! Me, I am simple… I peel the potat, make the pasta and lasagna and wash the dish backs away bowing and smiling and making vaguely grovelling hand gestures