• StudSpud The Starchy
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    5 months ago

    The day I don’t spill a bit of my coffee on the floor is the day I have died.

    I am the Supreme Ruler and Queen of Unco and Mysterious Bruises.

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      5 months ago

      I too would be in this family. Perhaps Grand Empress of Doorknobs

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      5 months ago

      Mysterious Bruises

      hehe that reminds of my early raver days.

      wake up inspecting the damage… “hey I didn’t do that wot happened there”.