It’s going to rain. Take a brolly.

  • dumblederp
    3·
    6 months ago

    Dad: Into the wine bottle… got a swiss army knife in a drawer somewhere?

    • Rusty Raven M
      2·
      6 months ago

      Cork was pushed into the bottle. Alas I have no swiss army knife. I have a suspicion I may have overzealously decluttered it thinking it was a spare.