• CEOofmyhouse56
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    2 months ago

    According to my dog every freezer bag contains deli meat, every packet contains pork crackle and every time a knife is used its because food is getting cut up for him. Oh and he has learnt the sound of cheese.

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      2 months ago

      now I have ear worm

      The Sound of Cheese Tax to the tune of sound of silence

      He-llo treat giver, my old friend

      I’ve come to plead with you again

      Because a package soft-ly crinkling

      Left it’s mark while I was slee-ping

      And the package that was crinkled in my doggy brain

      Still remains

      Within the sound of cheese tax

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      2 months ago

      Clever doggo! We too pay the cheese tax.

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      2 months ago

      Our morning session is called the ‘cold meat crew’. 🍖 members assemble at the kitchen bench while Dad makes his lunch and dispenses slivers of whatever meat is bestowing his sandwiches today. It’s funny how well trained we are!