Todays dose of overly dramatic sombre old music:

Forgotten Garden by Martin Bennet. Usually played when anything about a 2/10 on the badness scale happens

Eliza Pt 1 by Milan Pilar. Usually played when something about a 5 or 6/10 on the badness scale happens

anything worse than that doesn’t have a theme song, because they’ll hire a whole marching band to make it even more dramatic