🍞 National Melba Toast Day🍞

🐕 National Puppy Day🐕

Disclaimer: Not together. That’s just wrong.

  • Baku
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    8 months ago

    How weird. Somebody keeps calling my hotel room phone and then hanging up the moment I answer. I can’t figure out how to unplug it but I put the ringer on mute. My balcony light also keeps getting turned on and off. I don’t like this. This is what happens in horror movies before some ghost tips the wardrobe over. It’s kinda cooked because I literally JUST turned my light off to go to sleep. Fuck off ghost I wanna sleep

    Edit: woah I can say I became an old man this weekend… I learnt how a stamp works, I’m being prank called by kids. Bloody brilliant

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      8 months ago

      Now you just need to yell at clouds to complete the trifecta

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        8 months ago

        I have yet to do that, but I did once wear an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time…