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  • anobium_punctatum
    14·
    1 year ago

    So we have landscapers here at the moment to help us finish the backyard and lay some turf. They have the radio on, playing B52’s Love Shack at a decent volume, and one of them is singing his own lyrics. “Gonna need a chiro cos my backs fuuuuucked”. “Every body moving, everybody grooving to the Buffalo, buffalo baby!”.

    I am trying so hard not to audibly laugh. I think they forget I’m inside and can hear them.

    • TinyBreak
      6·
      1 year ago

      I was having this kind conversation with the baby the yesterday. I read it’s important to talk and let them respond. But I ran out of shit to say so I just started talking to talk nonsense. “You want me to call who? Nah bud he’s busy. Being the president. Yes of America. No you don’t want to speak to him either. Why not? Because he is a dictator losing a war. Who? A reunion tour? I doubt it bud. Because posh is a snob that’s why! Who? Abba? Yeah look fair point I didn’t see that coming either”