It’s not really on honour to be leader of dickheads but I give him a pat every now and again.

Another interesting fact: Neighbours watch him mow and whipper snip the nature strip and come and compliment him on what a great job he does which I find fucking weird. He once received a gift for doing such a great job. Quote from the guy across the road “I admire what you do here” as he hands him a large bottle of extra strength weed killer.