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    • Sir_ListerOfSmeg
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      1 year ago

      We’re about to try gozleme from the local kebab shop that opened a few months back.

      Hoping it’s not shit

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        1 year ago
        leftover-pita-pizza poem

        Tired of leftovers? Tired of the bore?
        No more bland grub, not any more!
        Pita bread is cheap and I’m so poor
        Ima drop pasta on pita, pizza amateur

        Spread that cheese on yesterday’s dinner
        No new food, am I getting thinner?
        No matter! Fire it up, cook it nice and even
        For a toasty thirteen minutes plus seven

        Blast the gas, spark the light,
        A fan-forced two-hundy
        Slap that pita on that pan,
        I’m so hungry!