Tired of leftovers? Tired of the bore?
No more bland grub, not any more!
Pita bread is cheap and I’m so poor
Ima drop pasta on pita, pizza amateur

Spread that cheese on yesterday’s dinner
No new food, am I getting thinner?
No matter! Fire it up, cook it nice and even
For a toasty thirteen minutes plus seven

Blast the gas, spark the light,
A fan-forced two-hundy
Slap that pita on that pan,
I’m so hungry!