I think the only really offensive doormats are those with picture of muscle cars on them. I can even live with a Happy Christmas or Welcome To this Hous doormats (spelling error intentional - I saw one with that exact error at Vic market once). I do like the Welcome to this Tardis ones that they sell at the comic shop on St Georges Road. And the Batman ones.
WELCOME mats are a bit boring so when my friend said I’ve got some door mats for you I didn’t get too excited but when I saw them I actually like them.
Terrible decision, absolutely shocking. I’m appalled.
Edit: are you actually trying to offend?
No but I’m sorry if I offended anyone with my new door mats I guess.
I think the only really offensive doormats are those with picture of muscle cars on them. I can even live with a Happy Christmas or Welcome To this Hous doormats (spelling error intentional - I saw one with that exact error at Vic market once). I do like the Welcome to this Tardis ones that they sell at the comic shop on St Georges Road. And the Batman ones.
WELCOME mats are a bit boring so when my friend said I’ve got some door mats for you I didn’t get too excited but when I saw them I actually like them.
Well firstly I’m going to need you to stop yelling at me.
Secondly, I’m just talking total nonsense for no good reason.
Haha. I don’t yell on Fridays. It’s my rule.