• TinyBreak
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    4 days ago

    Driving along I wanted to change the song. must’ve said “hey Google” 5 or 6 times before I realized thats probably not gonna work on my iphone. I havnt had google assistant in like 6 years, man I’m dumb!

    • CEOofmyhouse56
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      4 days ago

      I have 2 google homes. One in the kitchen and one in the lounge room. Sometimes the one in the kitchen that’s further away answers me but not what I’ve asked.

      The other day I got frustrated and replied “hey google shut the fuck up cunt”. Then I heard giggling from another room and realised I wasn’t home alone.

      Another one is:

      Me: Hey google. What’s the weather like today?

      Google: Would you like me tell you about your day…

      Me: NO. I asked for the weather. Fuck me.