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    • MeanElevator
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      11 months ago

      You’ve shown positive improvement in a few areas but are still below the expected overall level. We will continue to monitor your performance and provide feedback over the next while. We do encourage you sign up for training sessions and courses that can improve your skills.

      My version would have been ‘Shape up or fuck off’ but that’s acceptable apparently.

      • TinyBreak
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        11 months ago

        Aren’t you government? I thought it’d take actually murdering someone in the building to get fired.

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          11 months ago

          Accepting bribes is a good way to get fired too. Sadly, this person is too dumb to do any of that, so we’re stuck with them.

          I’m considering a polite bullying strategy that makes them miserable so they leave, but don’t have the heart to do that.