Today’s weather forecast (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 16°C, max - 22°C. 25% chance of at least 1mm of rain
Emoji inspiration: I call this part of the year (the time between Boxing Day and New Year’s Day) the “never-never times” because some things are open, others are closed, some people are working, a lot not, so fuck all gets done, and if you need anything besides food or groceries, you’re basically SOL
Happy International Day of Epidemic Preparedness!
I am dubbing the robot vacuum “Jason”. Because the first thought that went through my mind was “JASON’S HEEEYAHHHH” (reference to this Short). No clue why that was what came to mind, but it’s been named
Anyways now that it’s here, I can finally go down to the shops
The coughing 😂