Weather forecast today (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 21°C, max - 41°C. 80% chance of no rain

Remember to slip slop slap and keep up with your water intake today! It’s a hot one!

    • Rusty Raven M
      4·
      6 days ago

      That is totally not on. Can you disconnect it so you can stop it going off until they can come back and fix it?

      • Catfish
        2·
        6 days ago

        I have borrowed a ladder from the neighbour and taken the fucker down. Not sure there is a fix that doesn’t involve building works. Ha bloody ha!

        • Rusty Raven M
          3·
          6 days ago

          Good thing. It’s going to be hard enough to sleep tonight with the heat, an alarm activating all night would be awful. It also means you don’t need my next suggestion of calling the Fire Brigade, who should know how to disconnect an alarm and also carry ladders. The big red trucks and flashing lights tends to draw a lot of attention though.