• LowExperience2368
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    15 days ago

    Me: I need to wake up extra early tomorrow

    My brain at 3:30am: hey, you’re thirsty and need water, also you should get back on social media so you can apologise to your ex for being an idiot many months ago.

    I thanked my mind and I fell back asleep an hour later 😴 after listening to a podcast called I Can’t Sleep where the host read the Wikipedia page about ducks. Fun fact - most ducks don’t say quack.

    Time to attempt to take a nap.