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    Hi Team! You must all be feeling relaxed and refreshed after today’s meaningful volunteering opportunity. As the kids say, touch grass. As a big family we look after your mental health. Doing yard work for the CEO’s parents benefits all stakeholders. Now please enjoy the rest of your relaxing weekend, remember to complete your optional upskill module due tomorrow before work starts. I look forward to seeing everyone’s smiles at tomorrow’s breakfast meeting!

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      I for one am honoured to be working for our overlords at Hamazon.

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        We are proud to be the top organic breakfast ham slices and AI ham radio producer in the world.

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        Coffee with complimentary milk and sugar.

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            You may bring your own coffee or opt to have $5 deducted from your pay.

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              But we aren’t being paid for this family building exercise

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                You pay for the priviledge to experience the joy of our big family