I remember when HJs brought out their bacon chip cheesy butty burger thing. I tried one and thought it wasn’t awful, and they were also only going for a buck, so I suggested to someone at my last place that they grab one

We went up to the counter and I said “can I just grab, uhh, a chicken Royale please” and she said “oh can I try one of those bacon bums please”

That was a funny but moderately embarrassing day