• StudSpud The Starchy
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    4 months ago

    Here I am StudSpud the Starchy
    The poetic potato aficionado
    But in real life I’m actually partly
    Just your average f5 tornado

    I don’t look like an actual potato
    I’m not a hot-as-fuck stud
    I’m just a long dormant volcano
    And now I’m certainly not a chud