🇦🇺Baku@sh.itjust.works to MelbourneEnglish · edit-22 years agoDaily random thread: almost almost the weekend edition (June 15, 2023)message-squaremessage-square452fedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up128arrow-down1message-squareDaily random thread: almost almost the weekend edition (June 15, 2023)🇦🇺Baku@sh.itjust.works to MelbourneEnglish · edit-22 years agomessage-square452fedilinkfile-text
AKA: Daily random thread: Baku doing the posting cuz nobody has invented automoderator for Lemmy yet Edit: words
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoOut of all the different lollies there you got the placebos. Very unlucky.
minus-squareuseless_modern_god@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoHe hands me the vitamins and says “I wish I could do more for you” and gets all touchy on my shoulder. I reckon old mate fancied me.
minus-squareOIPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years ago‘take these and become … strong. and… fertile’
Out of all the different lollies there you got the placebos. Very unlucky.
He hands me the vitamins and says “I wish I could do more for you” and gets all touchy on my shoulder. I reckon old mate fancied me.
“Your wish has been granted.”
‘take these and become … strong. and… fertile’
😂