Here’s to Dave’s home brew 🍻

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      10 months ago

      A shy monkey, drinking from the cactus, was infected by cordyceps before a tornado swept him away and onto a sloth’s tree branch. There, the cordyceps joined hands with the sloth’s virus and infected all apples. As a result, no doctors can go near or study the infection source. In the end, only oysters remain.