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minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoYou should have laid down on the mattress and when they ask “Can I help you with anything?” you reply “A cup of tea would be great thanks”.
minus-squareSir_ListerOfSmeglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 year agoOr asked for some lube if I really wanted to make them uncomfortable
You should have laid down on the mattress and when they ask “Can I help you with anything?” you reply “A cup of tea would be great thanks”.
Or asked for some lube if I really wanted to make them uncomfortable
And some bikkies